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State of the Union

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  • bastard

    Pathetic, isn't he

  • FSUpaintball

    well... I wouldn't go that far. But I'm not exactly a fan.

  • Tyler_Durden

    what the fuck? he made all kinds of liberal concessions and no praise. damn you really aren't issue people.

  • David July

    Jesus Christ. Relax already. It was a joke. It is funny, whether you like Bush or not. Not everything has to be serious and about the issues!

  • Anonymous

    It's Mystery Science Theatre 3000...
    and todays movie will be:
    The State of the Union Address 2003

  • bastard

    Oh?
    I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay;
    I sleeps at night and I works all day.

    Verses:

    I cut down trees
    I eat my lunch
    I go to the la-va-tree
    On Wednesdays I go shopping,
    and have buttered scones for tea.

    (Refrain)

    I cut down trees
    I skip and jump
    I like to press wild flowers
    I put on women's clothing
    and hang around bars

    (Refrain)

    I cut down trees
    I wear high heels
    suspenders and a bra
    I wish I'd been a girlie
    Just like my dear pa-pa!

    Monty Python's Lumberjack Song

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