A snippet from a cute conversation with my friend Jeremy from a few nights ago:

Jeremy: lol... how are your injuries?

David: I am sore today because I went to my first chiropractic visit to help restore shoulder functionality. Took a bunch of x-rays and did some stretching and other diagnostic exercises. He helped me before when I injured my back, so I am excited I have him helping me again.
David: My gash is nearly healed... so quickly, I do not understand why.

Jeremy: you're wolverine.

David: LOL
David: *attempts to extend claws unsuccessfully*

Jeremy: when I was in grade school
Jeremy: we all used to attach sporks to our hands
Jeremy: and run around clawing each other at lunchtime

David: ROFL