An infograph on Gay TV from The Onion.

Gay-themed television series like Bravo's Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and Boy Meets Boy are popular with mainstream audiences. What's the appeal?

• Viewers like their gays without all that cock-sucking and ass-fucking.
• Better than Oxygen's Lesbian OshKosh B'Gosh Outlet-Store Shopping Spree.
• 90 percent of Americans are latent homosexuals.
• Fans can live fun-filled life vicariously through gay characters before having methodical sex with wife in Mobile, Alabama.
• Explode myth that gay people are human beings just like the rest of us.
• Homosexuals not so intimidating when they're only 22" tall.
• Lost remote, accepting alternate sexuality easier than getting up and crossing room.
• The Mexicans already has a network, why not the damned fruits.
• Crocodile-huntersexuals, Obsournosexuals and Antique-Roadshowsexuals are old hat.

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