Happy Easter
by David July
Archived Article (2001–2014) 
I used to really like Peeps but as I got older my tolerance for sugar and sweet things diminished from an already low level. Now I can stomach one simply for the hell of it. Usually after gorging myself on ham and Polish sausages.
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...must...resist...making joke about Polish men...
/runs
http://www.peepresearch.org/
You had your chance to find out if that was true or not and passed. Therefore your conjecture is unwarranted (and incorrect if you must know).
:-)