Are you a fan of the brilliant British television comedy The IT Crowd by Graham Linehan? Do you frequently feel the need to vent because of impossible users, clients or people in general? I think it is important these two demographics have an appropriate outlet.

https://peoplewhatabunchofbastards.com

"People, what a bunch of bastards."
     – Chris O'Dowd as Roy Trenneman

The IT Crowd S02E03 "Moss and the German" (2007)

As if that was not entertaining enough, Pam made a request for a version including her favorite Moss quote. Who am I to refuse a request like that?

https://peoplewhatabunchofbastards.com/weird

"I like being weird. Weird's all I've got. That and my sweet style."
     – Richard Ayoade as Maurice Moss

The IT Crowd S03E02 "Are We Not Men" (2008)

The sound clips are available to download via the Reynholm Industries logo on each page. I might be up for another one; suggest your favorite Jen Barber quotes and I can complete what may as well be a trifecta.

2011-07-09 — I rewrote things using HTML5, jQuery and jPlayer for better platform and browser interoperability. I did not find a Jen quote but I did find another of Moss appropriate for this impromptu YTMND inspired project.

https://peoplewhatabunchofbastards.com/milk

"I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk."
     – Richard Ayoade as Maurice Moss

The IT Crowd S04E02 "The Final Countdown" (2010)

2011-07-10 — Taking Pam up on her suggestions in the comments, I found a great albeit longer quote from Jen and also added Douglas Reynholm to the mix. Ladies and gentlemen I'd like to present to you...

https://peoplewhatabunchofbastards.com/internet

"Wouldn't it be better if I could actually bring one of these wonders in to show you it? Say oh, I don't know um, The Internet! I think it would and I have! Ladies and gentlemen I'd like to present to you, The Internet! Oh please no flash photography, you'll harm The Internet."
     – Katherine Parkinson as Jen Barber

The IT Crowd S03E04 "The Speech" (2008)

https://peoplewhatabunchofbastards.com/pants

"You there, computer man. Fix my pants."
     – Matt Berry as Douglas Reynholm

The IT Crowd S03E03 "Tramps Like Us" (2008)

2011-07-16 — This one is for Marc by email request.

https://peoplewhatabunchofbastards.com/ears

"You'd best put seatbelts on your ears, Roy, 'cause I'm going to take them for the ride of their lives."
     – Richard Ayoade as Maurice Moss

The IT Crowd S03E04 "The Speech" (2008)

2011-09-12 — This amusing addition is for Marta in San Jose, California via Marc by SMS request.

https://peoplewhatabunchofbastards.com/balls

"You've got big balls, Roy."
     – Richard Ayoade as Maurice Moss

The IT Crowd S01E06 "Aunt Irma Visits" (2006)

2012-09-05 — This has nothing to do with The IT Crowd but when Marc said that I should have my own Picard facepalm to link to online, this domain seemed like an appropriate home.

For those wondering, this now iconic image originates from the Star Trek: The Next Generation season three episode "Deja Q" which originally aired in 1990.

https://peoplewhatabunchofbastards.com/fp

2015-09-13 — Data wanted to join Captain Picard, so here he is saying "oh shit" in the film Star Trek Generations.

https://peoplewhatabunchofbastards.com/ohshit