If I set out on a mission, I will not generally quit until I have completed the mission successfully. This is especially true when it comes to internet and programming matters. I am not a programmer by trade, but have learned a lot about the server-side scripting language Hypertext Preprocessor (PHP). For readers in the dark already, PHP allows simple and advanced programming operations to be completed on the server before the page is served to the viewer. The benefit of this is one need not worry about browsers inappropriately interpreting your code and making things look undesirable.
Many operations on this site and others I have produced use both simplistic and more advanced scripts, generally based upon something I have found online and adapted for my use. A few were written specifically for me by a few very generous people whom are often the ones helping me learn as we go along.
I decided tonight during an unusual television-watching session that I wanted to reconstruct the operation of the
PHP programmers, this is your cue to begin laughing. Hysterically. I am sure there were much easier, more proper and cleaner ways to accomplish this feat, but after five hours of coding, testing and failing, I figured out how to do all this. I did not even ask one person for assistance, for which I am particularly proud. My next addendum to this project will be modifying the script to allow people to view all of the selections (thirty-four at the time of this writing) at once. Nevertheless, that will have to wait until I stop seeing PHP code when I close my eyes.
So if the site suddenly catches fire or vomits a spew of error messages your way, chance may be that I managed to bollocks up the works. Should that be the case, please let me know!
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I'm one of those who understands what you're talking about, about I wouldn't laugh about it taking you five hours to figure out what you did. I operate the same way; I turn for help only when I know I'm completely wasting my time. At any rate, should Mount Sutro exploded without you noticing, we'll be sure to tell you. :-)
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