Gaye Males, Associate Broker - Coldwell Banker
As Chris writes, "Coldwell Banker is a very progressive company." Indeed. And before anyone says poking fun at someone's name is wrong, please recall my last name is a month of the year so I get my share.
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What was your name?
by David July
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Richard Harden...
I almost choked on my water the first time he called.
"Dick Harden calling for..."
well look at austin powers? they poke fun at names all the time?granted they arent real names but damn they are funny...
Ivanna humpalot
Alotta Fagina
Robin Spitz Swallows
Fook Mi
Fook Yu
Those are the only ones i can think of...
How can anyone make fun of your last name? It doesn't seem like comedy gold or anything to me.
Oh, yeah:
"I only wish we had 100 Gaye Males working for this company."
It is not that they are funny jokes, Matt, but the attempts are most certainly there.
"Ha! Well I am David [June -or- August]."
"Were you born in July?"
"You should have a daughter and name her June."
But of course my least favourite and best example of how stupid some people really are, there are a striking number of folks who pronounce my name like "Julie." WTF? I would not have such an intolerance for this if it were not for the fact "July" is a fucking month of the year.
Finally, there was a kid in middle school whose name was Neil Pecker. I imagine he hears his share of jokes.
My real name is Richard Licker.
I remember Neil Pecker, poor fellow.